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Пара анекдотов от Ерофеева
Oct. 29th, 2013 09:48 am#1
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly
I burst into tears
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying"
"This is the worst day of my life," I say "I'm a complete failure
I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance
I left my wallet in the cab I took home
I found my wife with another man ... and then my dog bit me
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
But enough about me, how are you doing ?"
#2
While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.( Read more... )
There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly
I burst into tears
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying"
"This is the worst day of my life," I say "I'm a complete failure
I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance
I left my wallet in the cab I took home
I found my wife with another man ... and then my dog bit me
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve;
and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!
But enough about me, how are you doing ?"
#2
While walking down the street one day a Corrupt Senator (that may be redundant) was tragically hit by a car and died.( Read more... )
